Official Russian Propaganda Manual (kinda like the Ministry of Funny Walks)
- For Friday the 13th
Welcome, comrade of the keyboard and disciple of the disinformation divine. You now clutch the holy text of satirical statecraft—the Official Russian Propaganda Manual—your induction rite into the Theatre of Eternal Grievance. This is not a book. It is a balalaika of weaponized sorrow, a symphony of sacred whimpering, composed in the tone-deaf key of Kremlin Kabuki. Every page groans under the weight of fabricated nostalgia, inflated persecution, and lovingly Photoshopped NATO crimes. You won’t find facts here—only feelings so operatic they demand a shirtless bear-hug from Putin himself. Inside, you will master the arcane arts of weaponizing babushka tears, blaming Brussels for broken microwaves, and sanctifying rainbow phobia with Old Church Slavonic incense. Prepare to confuse, inflame, and outcry your enemies into silence. Welcome to the Ministry of Manufactured Meaning. You are now an Agent of the Aggrieved. Now scream in Cyrillic and make Mother Russia weep—with pride.
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